Top ten reasons

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex…

#10… A below par performance is considered damn good.

#09… You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of 
beers.

#08… It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#07… Foursomes are encouraged.

#06… You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#05… Three times a day is possible.

#04… Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#03… If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#02… You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex…

#01… When your equipment gets old you can replace it!